Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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