Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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