East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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