you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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