god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Randomize
