I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
