I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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