This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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