i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
