you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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