is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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