But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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