:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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