is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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