Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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