Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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