best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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