Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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