4 words: hood of his car
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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