They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I want to fling myself into the sun
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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