is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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