well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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