Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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