I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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