your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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