I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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