I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my sisters under your porch take her home
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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