He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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