No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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