I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
