I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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