You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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