And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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