i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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