I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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