He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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