butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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