if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
