planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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