Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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