She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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