I have demons in me.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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