Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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