Non-Jews are for practice
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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