Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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