I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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