at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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