I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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