Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
