I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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