fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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