She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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