I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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