they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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