so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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