the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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